Online Oracles Humorous
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- Magic 8 Balls (3)
Advice From a Caterpillar - Ask a yes or no question and the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland gives you an answer.
Ask a Klingon - Ask a Klingon, get a trite Klingonese saying.
Bad Cookie - Real web Chinese fortune cookie.
The Bobbymeizer Machine - Click the noose to read Bobby's answers to your questions.
Divinashow - Provides a personality diagnosis based on numerology, assigned to ten unique characters from a birth date.
Fortune Balls from Outer Space - "Find out what twists of fate the future has in store for you from the renowned psychic from outer space, Madame Ra." Ask your question then choose the ball that you feel the stongest spiritual connection with.
Happy Fanny - Ask Fanny, a real, down to earth, claymation redneck, about your future. Click a square and revel in Fanny's wisdom.
Headbone Zone - "Pojo and her mysterious, high-tech Digital Destiny Machine reveal your fortune. Guaranteed up to 17% accurate." Put your thumb on the scanner and your fortune is told.
Hearts, Love & Valentine's Love Test! - Test the power of your love. Answer some questions, then the computer calculates your love quotient. Cute. Requires Shockwave.
Magic Coffee Mug - Allows the user to type a question and receive an answer, modified by cream, sugar and decaf options. Also shows five most recent questions.
Marzipan Fortune Piggy - A pig made of marzipan provides sayings based on colors you choose.
Mood Ring - Pass your mouse over the ring, and your mood is revealed. Uses Java. Netscape Version.
Online Free Fortune Tellers - Variety of fortune tellers including a clown, tea leaves, pumpkin, and fortune cookie. Very simple scripts.
The Oracle of Delphi - The Oracle of Delphi has been silent for three thousand years. Predetermined, trite answers each time you press a button.
Oracle of Wisdom - Sarcastic answers, often with pop-culture references.
Psychic Chicken Network Homepage - Complete psychic center by a chicken with attitude. Ask yes/no questions, and test psychic ability.
The Psychic Fishbowl - Receive a live reading from a psychic fish. Pick a fish and wait for your response.
Soothsayer - Answers questions in a yes / no format a la Magic 8 ball.
Tarot Machine - A slot machine like tarot reading. Able to read love and work and overall fate everyday.
The Trolloscope - Find your Guardian Troll, which will send you monthly advice for everyday life. Help build the largest human-edited directory on the web.
